Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Ya Just Gotta Laugh!

From this month's Larknews,

Mergers and Legal Notices

The following people and/or institutions have merged:
  • Rebecca St. James Dobson
  • F.F. Bruce Wilkinson
  • Philip K. Dick Eastman Curtis Chapman University
  • Olivia Newton John Hagee
  • Jan Crouch & The Disciples
  • Greg Laurie Anderson Cooper Tires
  • Rick Warren Buffett
  • Kenneth Copeland Sports
  • John Eldredge Cleaver
  • Billy Graham Kendrick
  • Badly Drawn Boy George Michael W. Smith Goes to Washington Irving Berlin
  • Bing Crosby Stills Nash & Young Messiah
  • Tiny Tim LaHaye Billy Joel Osteen
  • Creflo Dollar Rent-a-Car
  • Toby Keith Green Day
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Articles [Full text of articles with photos can be found at]:
  • Iowa man feels called to Saudi Arabia
    Kevin Watson, a lifelong Iowan, hopes to make a big difference for Christ in Saudi Arabia. He decided to go there while watching a video about Islam in his adult Sunday school class last week. [He] plans to start a men's accountability group and do some street witnessing in Riyadh. "It'll be fun," he says. "I can't wait to see what God does with me there."

  • Altar Egos video game a 'guilty pleasure'
    At a recent board meeting, pastor Darrell Smith of Trinity Fellowship put a video game controller in each member's hands. Soon the 12 men were clobbering each other on an oversized TV screen as they played Altar Egos: Rumble in the Pew, the latest church staff craze. "I haven't felt this good about church in years," said one board member, smiling and sweating.

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