Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Sometimes Ya Just Gotta Laugh!

Ammo is getting scarce!
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

 
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I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

 
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She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

 
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I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

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